Here's the fixed transcript:

"So, I have great news! Mateline Tansman followed me on Twitter today—that's @melineT57C07. Now, I'm doing pretty well on X (Twitter). I think I have around, yeah, 800 followers. But now that Mateline has followed me, I just want to say thank you to her.

In her profile, she has this interesting text that says something like, 'If he concludes the contract and the nuptial feast for her father and mother and marries her, she is indeed his wife. The day she is seized in the lap of another man, she shall die; she will not live.' I mean, I don’t even know what to say to that. It's pretty intense stuff—kind of garbage, honestly. But hey, I’m just grateful for the follow.

I want to take a moment to encourage anyone else out there—bot or not—that joins X and follows me. I’ll take all the followers I can get; I’m not shy! My next goal is 2,000 followers, so again, thank you to Mateline Tansman, or the person or bot behind that account.

And for the rest of you, here's something to think about: if someone has a high follower count on X, especially if they're in real estate or something, maybe take a closer look. You might find some of those followers are fake—or maybe even all of them. It's getting kind of out of hand out there.

Anyway, that’s something new I’ve been trying in this space. Let me know if you like it in the comments below, and other than that, I hope you all have a great day. Later!"